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Uncle Badger's armadillo-wrestlin', jalapeņo-munchin' trouble-makin' nieces and nephews.

A tribute to Uncle Badger's hometown of Uvalde Texas.

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This is an old photo of Brian and Uncle Badger before his baptism.

Like all good red-blooded Texas lads, since birth Brian's been nurished on a diet of BBQ brisket, jalapeņo peppers, fajitas, menudo, beef jerky and Buffalo steak. So he's quite a bit bigger now. Here is a recent photo of him and his new baby brother, Sean, scrubbin' that Texas dirt out from under their nails after a long, hard day on the range.

Brian is obsessed with Choo-Choo trains. When he is not terrorizing Baby Sean with a pitchfork or a branding iron, he's playing for hours on end with his Brio train set or vegin' in front of the tube watching Thomas the Tank Engine while munching on a bucket of jalapeņo peppers. Here are some of his favorite links.

Baby Sean is still pretty young, so he hasn't yet taken an interest in the usual Texas boys' hobbies of steer wrestlin', armadillo huntin' and bull ridin'.

It seems that Baby Sean has, however, developed in interest is snarfin' down on Texas BBQ and fajitas. A monster of a baby he is; not even a year old and he must be pushin' 50 lbs (25 kilos). His last visit to the pediatrician placed him in the one-hundred and sixth percentile in height and the one-hundred and eigth percentile in weight. Last night the head coach was here talking to him about trying out for varsity this season. Here is a recent photo.

I visited the two little terrors last June and I am hoping to see them again in January. Click here for a large picture of the trouble-makers in action.


Badgers are well-known for their prodigious breeding habits. Everybody knows the expression "to breed like Badgers in heat". The Badger Sett keeps growing and growing. Baby Andrew came into this world not too long ago - 14 lbs, 7 oz (7 kg). Like all stubborn Texas lads, it seems that Baby Andrew wasn't going to come out until he was darn well ready - 7 days his poor mother was in labor. He's growing leaps and bounds. During my last trip home I spent the better part of my visit digging out more space for these Badgerlings. Here is a photo.


News Flash The Badgers keep coming and coming into this world, this time a girl! After six straight Boy Badgerlings we were certain that there must be some kind of glitch in the Badger gene pool. Fortunately, we were mistaken. It was with great joy we welcomed Baby Brooke into the Badger Sett. Coincidentally enough - and unbeknownst to her parents when they named here, Brooke (spelled "Broc", pronounced "Brooke" in the Irish language means "Badger". Here is a photo.

The Badgers just keep popping into this world - another girl this time, Erin.


Regretably, Uncle Badger has been a bit slow putting up more recent photos. After much pestering, here are some updated ones:

Andrew, Sean, Brian, Brooke & Uncle Jeff and Erin.

Please continue on..................

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